Go or Blow

imattiebear

starinhercorner starinhercorner

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

soothe your boobs
de-stress your breasts
undo the calamity that is your mammaries
adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

imattiebear

thechicwiththecurls thechicwiththecurls

it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

cristy

FUCKING THANK YOU. LORD.

imattiebear

upgraders upgraders

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

dalekplz

“Thar be booty to be found matey”
“Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful”
“Matey”

hungry-hobbits

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

queenklu

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter?
Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C
Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U
Pirate2: Matey

Source: shewillfeatdrake

housewifeswag

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

and they are all glorious

Source: rydenarmani

imattiebear

circumcisions circumcisions

boobs and boob censorship and the point at which boobs are considered nude are so weird. you can see the whole damn boob without seeing the nipple and it’s like wow look at that boob! what a nice, safe boob. as soon as u see that little tiny sliver of darker skin that is part of the nipple everyone freaks out and its like HEY WOAH CONTAIN THAT NIPPLE U NAKED BOOB

Source: izyurfimenipaflanyant